The dolphins evacuate earth after trying to warn humans of the imminent destruction of the planet. Their parting words?
Those were the words on RB's email autoreply today.
During a meeting this morning, it was announced that RB had himself... evacuated the earth.
So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
The world’s about to be destroyed
There’s no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish
Nobody suspected that RB was contemplating suicide. Maybe they should have (we tried to warn you all but oh dear).
Could somebody have made a difference for him? Would a smile, or invitation to go out for drinks after work, have made him reconsider his plans? What was the "straw that broke the camel's back" for him - and who dropped it there?
It makes you wonder, as you go about your day, if you've unwittingly been the person to drop the straw, or if you've somehow managed to ease the load just in time. I don't know that I'm the type to be able to ease the load, but I'm going to try to be mindful to at least not drop the straw.
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